Last Sunday was a day of
discoveries for us - one large bird, and a large number of bird-brains...
Just as we were starting our
Sunday with an animated discussion on what was to be made for breakfast, and much more importantly, WHO was to make
breakfast – the watchman informed us that there was a ‘chidiya’ stuck
in our backyard, in dire need of being rescued from crows and stray cats.
An injured sparrow, thought we, and
walked casually to the garden. Well, it wasn’t a sparrow. It was a full grown
barn owl – a magnificent specimen! Not injured, but stuck in our garden and
unable to fly away across the raised fencing in harsh daylight.
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Hedwig, I presume...? Our Sunday guest |
As we noticed the crows hovering
overhead, we realised the owl needed help. And we could not do it ourselves, as it would just fly off the moment someone approached it.
Thus began Operation Owl Rescue.
The first call was to 101, because though an owl was a novelty, the fire brigade had in fact, in the past, helped us retrieve and rescue a snake that had got stuck under the inverter in our garage.
The first call was to 101, because though an owl was a novelty, the fire brigade had in fact, in the past, helped us retrieve and rescue a snake that had got stuck under the inverter in our garage.
But clearly, this Sunday was not
our lucky day. No answer at 101. It was 8 in the morning.
And then the hunt started in all
seriousness – the hunt to find an animal welfare organisation that could help
us out.
And oh boy... what specimens we
found!
The first animal ‘welfare’ organisation
we called informed us rather grumpily that they would not move their ass, or
for that matter any other part of their body, until they received express
orders to do so from the Navi Mumbai Municipal Corporation ward office. On a
Sunday, we asked? Yes, said they. And off, went Sud. Leaving Ananya and me to
watch over the owl like two protective mamas.
The NMMC expedition turned out,
as we always suspected it would, utterly fruitless.
More calls, more specimens. One call, answered by a lady - in an accent that seemed to proclaim “I just live in Mumbai, but my heart belongs
to Manhattan, you know” – informed us that while their organisation would not be able to help, we should try
calling so and so...
There were others who we could
almost visualise raising an eyebrow at having their Sunday disturbed for the
sake of a mere owl... “Is there a leopard in your loft? A python on your potty? No? Then don't bother us!” their tone seemed to suggest.
(By the way, ALL these organisations had
claimed in their online profiles that they did bird rescues!)
We even called up the Bombay
Natural History Society, as some of the welfare organisations had suggested, to
be told peremptorily – ‘It’s Sunday’, before having the phone slammed on us. So
sorry folks, we will now revise the Animal School curriculum, to teach the
animals days of the week, and caution them that they are NEVER to get injured,
sick or stuck on a Sunday.
Operation Owl Rescue had turned into Operation Wild-Goose Chase!
On the verge of giving up (and resigning ourselves to the fate of guarding the owl till nighfall), we
decided to try the fire brigade one last time. It worked! In 15 minutes,
there were 6 strapping young men, dressed smartly in white bush shirts, shorts
and gumboots chasing the owl from one end of our garden to the other, and back
again. The distressed one was not ready to be 'rescued' so easily!
But finally, they did manage. The bird was captured and taken away to be released at an appropriate time and place.
And we returned, with a feeling of contentment, to our favourite Sunday pastime – arguing over who would cook the
next meal...
